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Les brèves du chat !

    • Chewbaccak
      Chewbaccak
      Bronze
      Inscrit le 07.03.2008 Messages : 639
      quiks3817 : you play any MTT ?
      surasuri : no, i lose quick enough doing hu
      quiks3817 : i think you would do just fine
      surasuri : thanks
      JHoWn (observer) : surasuri i can lend you money one more time if you lose this one
    • dagodr
      dagodr
      Modérateur
      Modérateur
      Inscrit le 18.02.2007 Messages : 3.930
      Message original de Chewbaccak
      quiks3817 : you play any MTT ?
      surasuri : no, i lose quick enough doing hu
      quiks3817 : i think you would do just fine
      surasuri : thanks
      JHoWn (observer) : surasuri i can lend you money one more time if you lose this one
      ahah :D


      :heart:
    • iesnbold
      iesnbold
      Bronze
      Inscrit le 27.12.2007 Messages : 4.021
      Une table micro stake de Stars :

      Giorgiof77: soo, nobody plays poker for living?
      Urgefan10: phil ivey does
      Giorgiof77: where does he live?


      tough table imo
    • Sedeete
      Sedeete
      Global
      Inscrit le 05.08.2007 Messages : 3.379
      Message original de iesnbold
      Une table micro stake de Stars :

      Giorgiof77: soo, nobody plays poker for living?
      Urgefan10: phil ivey does
      Giorgiof77: where does he live?


      tough table imo
      what what, in the bold
      what what, in the bold
      I said what what, in the bold
      You wanna do it in my bold, in my bold ?
      Let's do it in the bold, ok !
    • iesnbold
      iesnbold
      Bronze
      Inscrit le 27.12.2007 Messages : 4.021
      Message original de Sedeete
      what what, in the bold
      what what, in the bold
      I said what what, in the bold
      You wanna do it in my bold, in my bold ?
      Let's do it in the bold, ok !
    • kaytor
      kaytor
      Bronze
      Inscrit le 12.11.2008 Messages : 5.444
      Pour bien comprendre : Je raise à 4BB avec A9s au cutoff (6handed), le mec en big blind me reraise all in mais j'ai moins de la moitié de ce que j'ai déjà mit pour call et j'ai encore le double de jetons derrière donc je call. Il avait AJs et je flop un brelan de 9.

      Voilà la floppée d'insulte qui s'en suit...


      Dealer: merla888 has three of a kind, Nines
      Dealer: g3r4rd0x has a pair of Nines
      g3r4rd0x: ****ing idiot
      Dealer: Game #22839826183: merla888 wins pot (3410) with three of a kind, Nines
      Dealer: g3r4rd0x finished the tournament in 6th place
      g3r4rd0x [observer]: man u r a ****ing moron
      g3r4rd0x [observer]: overraising and calling
      g3r4rd0x [observer]: ****ing donk
      g3r4rd0x [observer]: mother****er
      g3r4rd0x [observer]: idiot player
      Dealer: E-Nice 157, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
      merla888: i didn't overraise
      g3r4rd0x [observer]: ****ing *******
      Dealer: Game #22839838555: croadco wins pot (200)
      g3r4rd0x [observer]: u r a ****ing noob
      g3r4rd0x [observer]: ******
      merla888: 4bb is normal raise
      g3r4rd0x [observer]: ****ing idiot
      croadco: pretty normal
      g3r4rd0x [observer]: r ur parents brother and sister'
      merla888: then i called because I'd already put more in than what i had to call
      g3r4rd0x [observer]: ****ing *******
      g3r4rd0x [observer]: idiot
      croadco: learn to loose hombre

      Ca fait toujours plaisir...
    • QnS1086
      QnS1086
      Bronze
      Inscrit le 05.09.2008 Messages : 2.135
      sit&go 18 joueurs: je suis en mode push&fold

      Je push AA et un mec me call avec Q10s:


      Croupier: Djordje 123 a une paire de Dix
      Croupier: GeeX86 a une paire de As
      Croupier: Partie #24135829326 : GeeX86 gagne le pot (3075) avec une paire de As
      Croupier: Félicitations ! Vous avez atteint la table finale.
      Djordje 123: idiot
      GeeX86: me??
      Djordje 123: yepp
      GeeX86: why not you? :)
      Djordje 123: why lol
      Croupier: Partie #24135846621 : e@pop77 gagne le pot (300)
      Tommyl25: true
      Tommyl25: all in with the aces
      Croupier: Fischtschen a deux paires, Rois et Six
      Croupier: mire39 a deux paires, Rois et Six - Dame kicker
      Croupier: Partie #24135858073 : mire39 gagne le pot (2235) avec deux paires, Rois et Six
      Croupier: Fischtschen a fini le tournoi en 9e position.
      GeeX86: calling with Q10 lol
    • kaytor
      kaytor
      Bronze
      Inscrit le 12.11.2008 Messages : 5.444
      LOL sympa ! se faire traiter d'idiot pour avoir push les As !
    • zoubida1
      zoubida1
      Bronze
      Inscrit le 28.12.2008 Messages : 855
      Un gars m'engueule car j'ai gagné contre lui sur une quinte servie au flop. J'avais 9-6 et sur le flop 8-7-5.

      Il me traite de mauvaise joueuse, qu'on ne suit pas avec 9-6. L'idiot, j'étais BB et il a juste limpé je ne sais plus quelle main (une paire je crois) :D
    • iesnbold
      iesnbold
      Bronze
      Inscrit le 27.12.2007 Messages : 4.021
      sandyparis : je vais faire pipi
    • iesnbold
      iesnbold
      Bronze
      Inscrit le 27.12.2007 Messages : 4.021
      durrr10: how long it take u to get that bronze star?
    • BRAY77
      BRAY77
      Bronze
      Inscrit le 11.07.2008 Messages : 937
      Satellite pour un mini Ftops un joueur vient de se faire sortir sur un bad beat.


      BlackVip1543 (Observer): idiot!
      BlackVip1543 (Observer): how can you call my all-in??
      Dealer: Danb335 has 15 seconds left to act
      Dealer: Danb335 has 15 seconds left to act
      Danb335: by pressing the button dope
    • FrenchFrog
      FrenchFrog
      Global
      Inscrit le 17.12.2007 Messages : 1.367
      Je viens de relire ce topic, y'a des trucs énormes. :heart:
    • toxone13
      toxone13
      Bronze
      Inscrit le 18.04.2009 Messages : 4.341
      Deux mec all-in PF KKvsTT, le TT touche un T sur la river:

      #1: I think I got lucky there!
      #2: FU
      #1: I love you too.
    • Creasy78
      Creasy78
      Bronze
      Inscrit le 10.11.2007 Messages : 505
      Message original de toxone13
      Deux mec all-in PF KKvsTT, le TT touche un T sur la river:

      #1: I think I got lucky there!
      #2: FU
      #1: I love you too.
      excellent^^
    • iesnbold
      iesnbold
      Bronze
      Inscrit le 27.12.2007 Messages : 4.021
      Je viens de suckout un type AJ vs AQ, et j'me sentais d'humeur débile, je devenais fou tellement je rigolais devant mon PC :


      sardonicus 4 said, "evry f king time"
      sardonicus 4 said, "i always get in ahead"
      sardonicus 4 said, "and the usual happens"
      G-Tan Zil said, "u weren't ahead"
      G-Tan Zil said, "did u see who won the hand ?"
      LCHSFBALLER: AQ to Aj not ahead?!? LMAO
      LCHSFBALLER: the ppl that play here...
      G-Tan Zil: who won ?
      G-Tan Zil: did AQ wins ? i didn' see that
      sardonicus 4 [observer]: f offpolish c unt
      LCHSFBALLER: you won cuz you got lucky.. apparently u didnt see that
      G-Tan Zil: i'm not lucky
      G-Tan Zil: it's 50/50
      sardonicus 4 [observer]: 9 10 waht a wanky call
      LCHSFBALLER: ur an idiot G tan
      LCHSFBALLER: 50/50!?!?
      G-Tan Zil: he can win with a Q, i win with a J
      G-Tan Zil: 50/50
      LCHSFBALLER: you're intelligent
      G-Tan Zil: indeed
      sardonicus 4 [observer]: g tan your a moron
      Sedeete [observer]: ahaha
      Sedeete [observer]: g tan is a moron
      sardonicus 4 [observer]: u dont even know what a dominated hand is
      G-Tan Zil: u see were you where wrong ?
      NeLoZaure444 [observer]: ****ING ATARDED
      Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 200/400 ante 80
      LCHSFBALLER: just shut up while u have some dignity left
      G-Tan Zil: sardonicus **** even lchSBALLER agreeds with me
      sardonicus 4 [observer]: no he doesnt fool
      LCHSFBALLER: if u don tknow that a Q is higher than a J than u should hit up 2nd grade again
      G-Tan Zil: he said i was intelligent
      LCHSFBALLER: there u can learn to sense some sarcasm too
      sardonicus 4 [observer]: u were about 23 5 in that hand
      sardonicus 4 [observer]: 23 %
      G-Tan Zil: wut are u talking about ?
      G-Tan Zil: he had AQ i had AJ
      G-Tan Zil: we have the same odds to hit our cards
      animos1: lol
      LCHSFBALLER: he doesnt have to hit nething to win u dumb ***
      G-Tan Zil: of course yes
      LCHSFBALLER: just stop talking
      G-Tan Zil: he didn't have a made hand
      LCHSFBALLER: everyone here now knows ur an idiot
      animos1: wow
      animos1: just wow
      G-Tan Zil: u guys dunno wut our babbling about
      G-Tan Zil: i got the chips
    • Sedeete
      Sedeete
      Global
      Inscrit le 05.08.2007 Messages : 3.379
      Sedeete [observer]: g tan is a moron


      QFT !
    • iesnbold
      iesnbold
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      Inscrit le 27.12.2007 Messages : 4.021
      Message original de Sedeete
      Sedeete [observer]: g tan is a moron


      GFT !
      QFT !
    • Sedeete
      Sedeete
      Global
      Inscrit le 05.08.2007 Messages : 3.379
      Message original de iesnbold
      Message original de Sedeete
      Sedeete [observer]: g tan is a moron


      GFT !
      QFT !
      fu
    • Guillaume
      Guillaume
      Diamant
      Inscrit le 20.01.2006 Messages : 11.667
      tepop84: g_bandini (c'est moi), you are probably the
      best bot on this site